An international house of pancakes was robbed? How waffle!
Sun, May 10
5.75 mi
+774ft
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If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised.
Sat, May 9
2.28 mi
+190ft
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Well, frankly, I pity the lot of you. You look out there and see a problem, I look out there and see an opportunity. I'm gonna slide on that slippery floor all the way from Holt's office to the elevator.
Wed, May 6
1.26 mi
+52ft
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I've never been good with farewells so... That'll do, pig.
Sat, May 2
3.12 mi
+259ft
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An object at rest cannot be stopped.
Wed, Apr 29
3.40 mi
+121ft
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You don't have what they call "the social skills." That's why you never have any friends, 'cept fo' yo' mama.
Wed, Apr 29
2.80 mi
+148ft
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I like them, I like them! I liked them first! Before I even met them I liked them! As soon as I met them I liked them right away! You hate them compared to how much I like them!
Tue, Apr 28
2.79 mi
+108ft
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Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes, the "M" is silent.
Mon, Apr 27
6.01 mi
+299ft
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Fulfill the prophecy, build a legacy, manifest destiny