CHALLENGE RUNS (21)
Apr 30Don't push me, push a Push Pop.Road Run2.9 mi
Apr 29Machete don't textRoad Run5.4 mi · 210 ft
Apr 28Anyone Who Must Say I Am The King Is No True King.Road Run3.9 mi · 236 ft
Apr 26I think you're both mentally ill. And by the way...they're real, and they're spectacular.Road Run5.4 mi · 322 ft
Apr 25Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breaths away.Road Run12.8 mi · 2,631 ft
Apr 23Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.Road Run3.0 mi · 151 ft
Apr 22I can't think that far ahead. I don't even know how this sentence is going to end - volcano.Road Run6.5 mi · 348 ft
Apr 21I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu.Road Run3.8 mi · 246 ft
Apr 19I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.Road Run4.9 mi · 430 ft
Apr 18Why can't T-Rexes do pushups? Because their extinct.Road Run9.5 mi · 791 ft
Apr 17You're right. This IS a shortcut......To DEATH!Hike6.0 mi · 308 ft
Apr 16Angela Lansbury was the grand marshal. Good times she wrote.Road Run5.7 mi · 574 ft
Apr 15People. What a bunch of bastards.Road Run3.2 mi · 105 ft
Apr 14Hey, kid. You're like me. How?Road Run1.3 mi
Apr 9Is this what you're gonna do with your life? Sleep late and take a selfie?Trail Run7.3 mi · 1,506 ft
Apr 6I live for the simple things. Like how much this is gonna hurt.Road Run1.2 mi
Apr 5I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.Road Run13.1 mi · 469 ft
Apr 4Ok, what kind of freak show goes on when I'm not around?Trail Run9.2 mi · 1,959 ft
Apr 3I Never Joke About John Denver.Road Run6.1 mi · 164 ft
Apr 2You can either stay here and wait for the IKEA mafia to come back to kill you, or you can come with me.Trail Run8.5 mi · 1,713 ft
Apr 1I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one someday.Road Run7.3 mi · 348 ft
